February 2012
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Oral Sex
My friend: Yeah the sex is amazing. He's so good at everything! Except he's really weird when he eats me out...
Me: What do you mean?
My friend: Well you know how he plays guitar? When he ate me out a song was playing... And like he was like moving his tongue to the beat
Me:
My friend:
Me: Fun stuff right there
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Shitty Tattoos
Me: What a nice tattoo
What I really mean to say: What the fuck were you thinking is your brain made of crayons
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The Honest Truth About Food
Me: Wow, good choice of food today!
What I really mean: Can I have a bite
Me: That looks really delicious, did your mom make that?
What I really mean: Can I have a bite
Me: What is that made of?
What I really mean: Can I have a bite
Me: What are your ordering from the menu?
What I really mean: Can I have a bite
Me: Do you have any food?
What I really mean: Can I have a bite
Me: Did you eat already?
What I really mean: Can I have a bite
Me: Oh, you went to eat last night? Do you have leftovers in your fridge?
What I really mean: Can I have a bite
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My Sister Regarding AP English
My Sister: Yeah and like they will make us analyze quotes and stuff and find all the deeper meaning
My Sister: Maybe they just said something cause they wanted to ugh why do we have to analyze something when they just said something because
Everyone on my Facebook is either illiterate, a mom, drunk, or uncultured swine and it’s kind of like a car crash I just can’t look away I love me
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Borderline Personality Disorder: A Valid...
The world of a BP, like that of a child, is split into heroes and villains. Emotionally, the BP cannot tolerate human inconsistencies and ambiguities; he cannot reconcile another has good and bad qualities into a constant coherent understanding of another person. At any particular moment, one is either Good or EVIL. There is no in-between; no gray area….people are idolized one day; totally...
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the best way for me to describe BPD
it’s like you’re on a really bad trip of cocaine but you’re on a roller coaster doing the cinnamon challenge and you want to punch all the passengers in the face but you can’t because all that’s coming out is cinnamon and regret but at the same time you just really want a hug while making out and a glass of water and it’s super fun
there’s like this weirdo on Facebook who like failed IB/AP art last year and she was always trying to hard to make herself seem like this cultured swine and it was sooo annoying because she seriously wore like neon pink tights, a floral shirt, and like boots to school and I was like wow that’s where bubble gum goes when it passes away
any ways she was saying how my profile pictures...
Anonymous asked: Tell him that you have to go, log off and never talk to him again.
Anonymous asked: Tell that creeper you fantasize about wearing a two foot strap on & ramming it up your male partners ass. That will turn him right off.
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I have like this old teacher from high school who is really insensitive and like she always causes drama on Facebook and passively aggressive posts statuses about me
and like last year I came up to her crying because I was extremely depressed and she supported me 100% and it’s really annoying because she would hint during class that I’m really traumatized and how I give her nightmares...
Tacos
so in my learning & behavioral modification class we are discussing taste aversion (when an individual learns to avoid something when it’s paired with sensations of nausea) and like this girl was like “omg I can’t eat tacos because of that” and everyone was like wtf okay
and apparently her appendix bursted because she ate a taco
I can’t stop laughing
So in my Human Sexuality class we have an extremely graphic book with comics that show everything from anal sex, every type of penis/vagina possible, feces fetishes, porn culture, and interesting forms of sex.
I always bring my book with me in class in US history because after I have Human Sexuality after…
So during a test in US history my teacher saw my book on my desk and he started...
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New Tumblr Policy
I feel like this new policy (although it is a great idea to help restrict the advocation of self-harm with mutilation and eating disorders) this new policy will slightly discriminates against people with mental disorders, genetic tendencies and other trauma related issues.
It will stop the people who have blogs and their advocation for self-harm, eating disorders but they might as well ban...
New Tumblr Policy
Does this mean they are going to ban blogs that have previously had tags such as anorexia, self-harm, etc
or are they starting now
should I delete my tags now or is it too late?
i feel like there's an vacant spot in my stomach,
takemetigerlily:
or more so a black hole.
there is just this empty void that i can’t seem to fill with anything.
it’s slowly making me go numb towards everything, but im seemingly okay with it.
is my tumblr working?
my homepage is like not showing up
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I keep having all these terrible nightmares where I’m with my abusive ex Andy and the whole entire time I’m trying to get away from him.
I feel so disgusting and repulsive. I want to puke because I can’t stand him and how much I was manipulated into staying with abusive behavior.
I let it go on for too long..
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survivor-problems:
when for no reason at all you remember how he taste and you can’t do anything for the next few hours. submitted by sacred-and-finite
This use to happen to me so much. I use to not be able to sleep because I could feel his slithering tongue forcing itself down my throat like his genitals.
